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comments that he comes out with
that make me giggle like a school
Girl. Such as I’ve had an NPC
character called Athelstan.
Then the other day I met a role-
player by the same name, and
when he introduced himself, I said
“I have an Athelstan Too.” It made
me giggle.
Or the time I stepped into the
Arena and sparred stark bollock
naked! With my dingaling
swinging all over the place
throughout the fight like an angry
elephant. An angry elephant that
was being harassed by two furry
coconuts.
There has in truth being plenty of
humour in his life. Good Times.
Another that comes to memory
was when he was once strolling
down the street and suddenly I
came across Dregor of Ar and
Reeve.
(She was a slave at the time)
They were shagging out in the
open! In the shrubbery!
She was on her back moaning
like Forest Gump (When he imper-
sonated his mother boinking the
school teacher) and he was on top
of her, with his hairy little bottom
bouncing up and down like the
little engine that could.
Now, I know a normal person,
would have backed away slowly
and then run off to bleach their
eyes. Instead – Volstagg strolled
right over to them and I stood
next to them the whole time they
were fucking.
I was there eating a bag of straw-
berry bonbons, trying to toss them
into Reeve’s Mouth. But then, Dur
Fucking GOTRI came strolling out
of the bath house. Utterly bloody
naked. He saw me, watching
them.
So he strolled over and stood next
to Me. And we ended up both
trying to “score a goal” with the
bonbon And this WHOLE time
Dregor is still down there, hump,
hump, hump!
It was very funny, the kind of
funny that makes you fart snot
bubbles out of your nose.
What is one of the saddest
moments you can recall?
Without a doubt, this has to be the
Death of Kanady. It was no secret
to the community of Gor that I
favoured Kanady above most
others.
She was like a daughter to Vol-
stagg. It all came about when
Volstagg was attacked by merce-
naries. He managed to survive but
was thrown into a waterless well.
It caused a lot of damage and
fractured his mind.
Creating a split personally. That of
Fjorlag, a ruthless assassin of the
Black Caste. Part of the Order of
Ruination. That lead to the role-
play of Kanady’s murder.
It was very complicated, and very
brutal. But it was a beautiful scene
and a treasured one of mine. Still,
even now, I do miss seeing the
name Kanady flashing through
the room.
It depressed me for days I must
admit, and it was actually one of
the events that course the above
mentioned Great Gorean Journey
to take place.
What three character traits
would his friends use to describe
Volstagg?
I cheated, and asked them
Strategic. Resolute.
And Cute (WTF!?)
List five words
that describe your character.
Abomination.
Sinister.
Unforgiving.
Sadistic.
Immortal.
VOLSTAGG
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