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We all know that sometimes rednecks can be a breed all their
own, and with that comes a few things that non-rednecks may
not understand.
For example, when a redneck says “Let’s go make out at the
tractor pull tonight”
Don’t laugh because they are more than likely serious.
When dating a redneck there are a few things that you need to
keep in mind.
So below I have put together a sure fire way of making sure
you and your redneck Romeo have a long lasting and love filled
relationship!
R e Vo M a g a z i n e
And the most important tip of all
If you are in a relationship with a
redneck, just remember
You don’t have to be all dolled up and
fancy, your bra don’t have to match
your undies, and you ain’t gotta be all
high falootin.
At the end of the day, if you’re yourself,
have all of your teeth (for the most
part) and recognize Elvis’ birthday as a
nation holiday, your man will love you.
(But not more than his prized huntin’
dogs Pebbles and Bam Bam!).
#1 Brush up on your hunting
and fishing skills
Any woman who can clean a fish
will capture a redneck’s heart!
#2 If you want to impress your
man by cooking
Cook anything in the Elvis
cookbook and remember that
ribs or anything that has BBQ
sauce in it will be a hit!
#3 If he gives you a gun rack for
Christmas.
It means he’s really in love and
might be thinking about taking
the next step - matching hunting
rifles
#4 NEVERmock Elvis...EVER!
#5 If you know your feller is
coming over.
Keep the fridge well stocked with
Pabst Blue Ribbon and beef jerky
#6 Brush up on your
professional wrastlin’
knowledge
You’ll impress him and he’ll
think you’re sexy
#7 For your own safety.
Before you go to kiss him
make sure he takes the
toothpick out of his mouth
#8When it comes to
romance, be openminded
To him romance just might
mean spray-painting your
name on a water tower..
#9 Never expect jewellery.
For the most part redneck
men shop and buy
everything where they buy
the motor oil.
#10 Lard ain’t a sex aid
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